37 People Share The Worst, Most Embarrassing Text They’ve Sent While Drunk


1. Quitting his job.

“Alright, well I won’t be in. Consider this my resignation.” Sent to my boss (of the job I absolutely love) two days ago. Some-fucking-how, I got my job back.

2. A salacious one.

My dick is yearning to break out of its denim prison.

3. Confessed his love to “Marcus” instead of “Molly.”

I once spent a long drunk night declaring my undying love via text message to my friend Marcus, who was alphabetically right next to my girlfriend Molly in my contacts list. I just remember getting really angry and confused that she was acting all weird and sending messages like “dude, you know this is Marcus right?”